“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
(via mrskalnoky)
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
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new pictures of Daft Punk S.H. Figuarts figures from the premiere display at the Tokyo release party.
to be released in November. pre-orders start May 22nd.
HNNNNNNGH
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George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.
George Takei is flawfree.
I fucking love George Takei.
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