May 21st, 2013

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

(via mrskalnoky)

May 20th, 2013

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

(via trenchcoated-angel)

thesacredrealm:

The king of red lionsby manolimarkakis

thesacredrealm:

The king of red lions
by manolimarkakis

(via guru--guru)

adimals:

heytherehydrangea:

new pictures of Daft Punk S.H. Figuarts figures from the premiere display at the Tokyo release party.

to be released in November. pre-orders start May 22nd.

HNNNNNNGH

(via failfish)

(Source: icanread, via havokcrow)

tyleroakley:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans. 

George Takei is flawfree.

I fucking love George Takei.

(via failfish)

mylittlepony4u:

Betcha can’t make a face crazier than…THI..ohhttp://mylittlepony4u.tumblr.com

mylittlepony4u:

Betcha can’t make a face crazier than…THI..oh
http://mylittlepony4u.tumblr.com

xrachelwalters:

Seriously, true friend.

xrachelwalters:

Seriously, true friend.

(Source: periodandbonerstories, via havokcrow)